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Quora Collections
« on: March 18, 2024, 07:12:57 pm »
My mom did not sleep. She felt exhausted. She was irritable, grumpy, and bitter. She was always sick until one day, suddenly, she changed.

One day my dad said to her:

- I've been looking for a job for three months and I haven't found anything, I'm going to have a few beers with friends.

My mom replied:

- It's okay.

My brother said to her:

- Mom, I'm doing poorly in all subjects at the University.

My mom replied:

- Okay, you will recover, and if you don't, well, you repeat the semester, but you pay the tuition.

My sister said to her:

- Mom, I smashed the car.

My mom replied:

- Okay daughter, take it to the car shop & find out how to pay and while they fix it, get around by bus or subway.

Her daughter-in-law said to her:

- Mother-in-law, I came to spend a few months with you.

My mom replied:

- Okay, settle in the living room couch and look for some blankets in the closet.

All of us gathered worried to see these reactions coming from Mom.

We suspected that she had gone to the doctor and that she was prescribed some pills called "I don't give a damn... Perhaps she was overdosing on these!

We then proposed to do an "intervention" with w/my mother to remove her from any possible addiction she had to some anti-tantrum medication.

But then ... she gathered us around her and my mom explained:

"It took me a long time to realize that each person is responsible for their life. It took me years to discover that my anguish, anxiety, depression, courage, insomnia & my stress, do not solve your problems but aggravate mine.

I am not responsible for the actions of anyone & its not my job to provide happiness but I am responsible for the reactions I express to that.

Therefore, I came to the conclusion that my duty to myself is to remain calm and let each one of you solve what corresponds to you.

I have taken courses in yoga, meditation, miracles, human development, mental hygiene, vibration, and neurolinguistic programming, and in all of them, I found a common denominator in them all...

I can only control myself, you have all the necessary resources to solve your own problems despite how hard they may be. My job is to pray for you, love on you, and encourage you but its up to YOU to solve them & find your happiness.

I can only give you my advice if you ask me & it depends on you to follow it or not. There are consequences, good or bad, to your decisions and YOU have to live them.

So from now on, I cease to be the receptacle of your responsibilities, the sack of your guilt, the laundress of your remorse, the advocate of your faults, the wall of your lamentations, the depositary of your duties, who should solve your problems or spare a tire every time to fulfill your responsibilities.

From now on, I declare all independent and self-sufficient adults.

Everyone at my mom's house was speechless.

From that day on, the family began to function better because everyone in the house knew exactly what it was that they needed to do.



For some of us, this is hard because we've grown up being caregivers and feeling responsible for others. As moms & wives, we are fixers of all things. We never want our loved ones to go through difficult things or to struggle. We want everyone to be happy.

But, the sooner we take that responsibility off of our shoulders & onto each loved one, the better we are preparing them to be responsible.

We are not here on earth to be everything to everyone. Stop putting that pressure on yourself.

Much Love,



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Re: Quora Collections
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2024, 07:19:34 pm »
What happens if you overtake a police car. At the legal speed limit? Can they do anything?

About 20 years ago, I passed an officer on the interstate. My cruise control was set to the speed limit, and the passing was very slow. My wife and I were traveling to visit family and we were probably 100 miles away from home.

As soon as I passed the officer, he lit me up and pulled us over. When I asked the problem, he said we were speeding. I told him I didnt understand and asked if I could see the speed he had us radared at, as my cruise control was set to the speed limit.

This cop was a young guy and acted like he had something to prove. He told me he didnt have a radar reading on us, but he knew we were speeding because he paced us, and that was enough. He wrote me a ticket for going 67 in a 65. Two mph over the limit!

The problem was, I was far enough away from home that I would need to take a day off work to take it to court. Since I had a clean record, I just paid the ticket.

The moral of the story is, if a cop wants to give you a ticket, theyll find a way to give you a ticket. I still regret not taking it to court to watch a judge chew his ass for wasting our time.

Khi người ta c POWER , người ta hay ABUSE it
Vn thấy ... để nhn được a true color of someone , mnh chờ tới lc họ c POWER , l mnh biết được ... THEIR TRUE COLOR

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Re: Quora Collections
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2024, 07:29:34 pm »
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of

his wifes car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, What happened here today?

She again smiled and answered, You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?

Yes, was his incredulous reply.

She answered, Well, today I didnt do it."

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Re: Quora Collections
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2024, 07:39:27 pm »
As I picked up my 5-year-old daughter from kindergarten, my attention was called to the principal. She seems speechless and hands me a drawing my daughter made during art class. Her expression looked like a mix of embarrassment, empathy and a little concern.

That evening, my wife and I examined the drawing to evaluate what to do. Minutes and minutes of organization gave rise to the following conversation with our daughter, who in the meantime sat on her mother's lap, sitting at the kitchen table:

I put the drawing on the table and turn to the author: "Hey, honey, tell me about this drawing you made today!"

She replies, "Oh, I love it, do you like it?"

"Of course! Can you tell me about it?" I answer.

her: "Well... I did it in art class!"

me: Great, can you explain to me what you were drawing?

We were drawing our favorite thing! I receive in response, while my wife and I opened our eyes wide.

"Sounds like fun, what did you draw?" I ask, as I continue to observe the drawing

"But dad! Come on, you can see it's a muffin on a table!"

my wife bursts out laughing

"Of course darling, you did great!"


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Re: Quora Collections
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2024, 07:44:47 pm »
Nick and I told Sophia that after 1 whole month of going poop on the potty, she could pick out a special prize at Target. She, of course, picked a new doll. The obsession is real.

While we were checking out, the cashier asked Sophia if she was going to a birthday party. We both gave her a blank stare. She then pointed to the doll and asked Sophia if she picked her out for a friend.

Sophia continued to stare blankly and I let the cashier know that she was a prize for Sophia being fully potty trained. The woman gave me a puzzled look and turned to Sophia and asked, Are you sure this is the doll you want, honey?

Sophia finally found her voice and said, Yes, please! The cashier replied, But she doesnt look like you. We have lots of other dolls that look more like you.

I immediately became angry, but before I could say anything, Sophia responded with, Yes, she does. Shes a doctor like Im a doctor. And Im a pretty girl and shes a pretty girl. See her pretty hair? And see her stethoscope? Thankfully the cashier decided to drop the issue and just answer, Oh, thats nice.

This experience just confirmed my belief that we arent born with the idea that color matters. Skin comes in different colors just like hair and eyes and every shade is beautiful.

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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2024, 07:21:39 pm »
My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training, and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.

While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course, I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him and he said, No.

I kept thinking, Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and I didnt have any clothes with me. Then I said, Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?

No, he replied.

I just knew that he must have, because the smell was getting worse. S00000.I asked one more time, Matt, did you have an accident?

Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over spread his cheeks, and yelled. SEE, MOM, ITS JUST FARTS!!! While 100 people nearly choked to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I was mortified!

Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot better when they came over and thanked me for the best laugh they had ever had!!! Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son, and said, Dont worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all the timeI just never had the nerve to make the point like you did.😀

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Re: Quora Collections
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2024, 09:43:22 pm »
Vn đọc ci ny , thấy tức cười qu , post ln đy cho b con ... cng cười ... mấy ci answers ny so funny ... nhiều answers qu , Vn lọc để dnh ci funny ones

My daughter wants to buy a tomato. What should I do?

Well how old is she? Is she mature enough to tomato? Has she taken a course in Tomato Safety? Does she even have a permit to own a tomato?
You have omitted way too many details here. I suggest you work on this problem a little longer and then resubmit your question.


Please let me know when you get your answers. I could use your advice as my son wants to buy a potato.


God! Dont let her do it. Now its a tomato, next will come cauliflower and squash. Nip it in the bud!


Take her to the shop to buy it like the other 5000 items youve been sprooking rediculously on here for a week! !🤔😳😡


People say it all starts with..the TOMATO 😲! Not only is it in the Nightshade category, which is bad enough, but it can also lead to some very dangerous fruits and vegetables. Take the avocado, ( No! YOU take the avocado 🥑. Nooo! YOU take the avocado! No way, JUST TAKE THE DAMN AVOCADO!!! ) Do you have any idea how many people are rushed to the emergency room every day just trying to get the pit out of an avocado? Then theres the apple. Just look what happened to Adam and Eve,. I dont even like to THINK about it 😕. Then theres.Sleeping Beauty!

I had a friend years ago who, while at a homecoming football game, split her FRONT TOOTH biting into a candied apple! Okay.. I lied..it was me 😞. There I was, seventeen with half of my front tooth missing and a zillion people all around! Oh God.this cant be happening to me 🫤 I thought. Okay were just in the As and I have to stopits too depressing. But just one more thing.the TOMATO. Do you have any idea how many people die every year of heart disease and it all started with their first bite of a BLT with lots of mayo on super soft WHITE BREAD? So in answer to your question about allowing your daughter to buy a tomato? JUST SAY NO and if youre from Trollsville? Im so sorry I took the time to respond to this stupid question seriously!😜 LMAO


You know, a tomato is a gateway fruit. The next thing you know, shell be meeting strange people in alleys, and she will be sneaking in with grapes and kiwis stuffed down her shirt, and she will hide them in her old gym shorts and stuffed in the corner of the closet. DONT LET HER DO IT!!!


How that trolling going for you? Youve asked what to do if your daughter wanted to buy a bed, a pillow, , a sofa, and now a tomato! Really?


Trying to buy a tomato requires certain degrees needed to become a tomato expert. For starters, you will need to train all of your 5 senses inorder to become a qualified tomato picker.

Iam going to tell you a secret that farmers from US & UK doesnt know, its important that you listen carefully, your life depens on it (or to who you trust to buy tomatoes).

Ok here it is, you need to segregate all of the tomato that you see that have joined gang wars, you can tell that it by hearing its war cry. Dont buy tomato from shady people that sells it in bulk, overcrowding can lead to being squashed (not exactly the case if tomatoes have armour)

Touch: you need to have baby hands in order to feel yhe soft and tender skin of your tomato.

Hear: the most dificult part of them all. What is needed is that you need to have at least 20 each of different species to listen for.

Taste: well this is embarassing for the tomato.


She needs an intervention badly, tomatoes are a gateway vegetable. She may move on to cucumbers and we all know what those are used for.


Make tomato pastetomato souptomato chunkstomato ketchuptomato squarestomato porridgetomato geltomato puddingThe possibilities are ENDLESS!! TROLL!!

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Re: Quora Collections
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2024, 09:58:30 pm »
đọc ci ny , Vn cũng thấy tức cười

cu hỏi rất ư l đơn giản
m cu trả lời th qu x qu xa l di
so funny

My 13 year old daughter doesnt like tomato on her chicken burgers. The restaurant put it on anyway and I said just take it off. She stated that she wasnt eating it at all and threw it at my car window. How do I correct this behavior?
What the hell?

This girl is 13. THIRTEEN. A teenager. Five or less years until shes a legal adult.

Aaaaaand she threw something out the window because she didnt like it.

That behavior is NOT typical for her age group. That behavior is more like a 24 year old pre-schooler than a 13 year old junior high/ middle schooler.

I am a child, not a parent. However, even I am disgusted with this immature and ungrateful behavior.

Whats even more disgusting is everyone in the answers was like, Aww! Poor wittle baby! You mean mom! You should have coddled and spoiled her like she was three! I respect opinion differences, but not like this.

Sometimes, in life, people mess up our order. This is a first world problem. Honestly, she should just pick it off and, if theres tomato seeds, wipe them off with a napkin. To me, I dont like wiping stuff off with a napkin because it feels too weird, but she should choose: eat something wrong, or do something that feels weird. If she really cant do either, that brings me to my next point.

Maybe get a new burger, but she has to pay with it with her own money, or at least a quarter of it. Honestly, if my child was 7 or under, Id make them pay for half of it, and if theyre 8 or older, three-quarters, maybe the whole thing. This is if they DIDNT throw it at the window.

If this was my kid, Id be ashamed. Since she threw it at the car window, not out of the car window, Im assuming it hit the interior of the car and not the ground outside. So, put it back together, and unless it touched something poisonous, tell her she can eat that or nothing. She doesnt have to eat the tomato, but she has to eat the rest, some of it, or nothing.

Also, take away her electronics for 2 weeks, and ground her, and make her do some extra chores.

For those people going like oh maybe she has an allergy to it, well. The mom obviously would buy her a new burger if she had an allergy. If the mom didnt know, the child could explain maturely how she didnt feel good when eating tomatoes. Certainly NOT throw it at the window like a toddler!

Theres also a possibility that the child could have a disability and couldnt explain rationally, but if that was true, the parent likely wouldnt have asked this question in the first place. Theyd at least specify that.

Edit: Okay, guys, stop calling me a child abuser. I really think that most rational parents would behave the same. (Im not a parent, or even an adult, but whatever.) Giving your kid a punishment isnt abusive (as long as the punishment isnt too harsh. For example, if you beat your kid up because they got an A- on a test, that would be abusive, but in this case, it isnt.) Also, she will not get depression if you give her a reasonable punishment. If so, then every kid would have depression.

mn đọc xong the answer , Vn muốn chng mặt , lol

con nit thời nay , hnh như khn hơn thời xưa
Vn mua Happy Meals cho mấy đứa chu Vn , c lc c toys , c lc khng c toys
lần ny , Vn mua khng c toys
Vn ni với Bronwyn , I didn't get the toys this time , maybe next time
n (với khun mặt ni chuyện , bao giờ cũng đầy nt diễn tả) ni , you don't need to buy toys  grandma ,  because we're moving
wow , n lm Vn ngạc nhin , chưa 6 tuổi , m n biết ni như vậy rồi

Bronwyn ni chuyện , với khun mặt đầy diễn tả , nhiều lần Vn thấy n giống như .. ngang tuổi với mnh ... lol

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« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2024, 10:20:48 pm »
My daughter wants to buy a bowl. What should I do?

I read this as your daughter wants to buy a bowel.

Then I started thinking suppose she wishes to buy a vowel?

But you want to know what you should do if she wishes to buy a bowl.

What type of bowl are we thinking of?

Dinner bowl, chili bowl, salad bowl, bowling alley, bowling ball, singing bowl, finger bowls, soup bowls, will this be a ceramic bowl, glass bowl, metal bowl, stoneware bowl fine china or bone china bowl, porcelain bowl, earthenware bowl, bamboo bowl. super bowl, Rose Bowl, Cotton Bowl, Orange Bowl, Fiesta Bowl, Sugar Bowl, Peach Bowl, Sun Bowl, Gator Bowl, Citrus Bowl, Liberty Bowl, Im getting bored and you probably are too, or will this be a bowl that one smokes?



if she wants to follow Buddhism,

let her buy one, beginning begging

for a life goal

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Re: Quora Collections
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2024, 10:22:57 pm »
Vn thch coi Quora , b con xm trong đ ... so funny

b con v Quora , type

My daughter wants to buy ....

l c 1 ci list , tha hồ đọc để cười
b con xm hết sức