Quê Hương Xưa

This man — who has since become one of the most famous patients in the hospital — entered the ER with an acute peeing problem.

First of all, he wasn’t able to squeeze out a single drop of urine, and secondly, he suffered from severe lower-abdominal pains.

When the urologist on call started to examine him, she immediately noticed that something was hanging out of the patient’s glans **** — something green, which looked like a piece of string. She couldn’t remove it without the patient screaming his lungs out, and the patient could not explain what the thing was doing in there.

X-rays were subsequently taken to see what was hiding inside, and the outcome was more than your average surprise: inside the patient’s bladder was a (very long) piece of cable (and one of its end was dangling out of his ****). The patient still had no idea what it was doing there.

Needless to say, surgery was needed to remove the darn thing, and when he was opened up not much later (since this really was an acute problem, because his bladder was so severely obstructed), a 6-meter-long rolled-up plastic green cable was removed which the patient — as he later reluctantly admitted — had shoved up into his **** for personal pleasure.

Cable guy — as he was baptized — was saved, but unfortunately, this patient is severely mentally disturbed, and he does it time and again (with a range of different object). And one thing is for sure —

If Cable guy enters the building, he won’t be leaving soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF7Mxuh7MZc


ông nhà báo Vũ Hoàng Lân
đả đặt ra 1 câu hỏi , rất ư là NGU
tại sao ông Tỷ phú này không cứ để bảo hiễm trã cho Mr. Đàm , mà phải làm ra chuyện lớn như vậy ... 52:47 
vừa nghe câu này , Vân cũng bốc hoả , chứ đừng nói chi ông Gerard William
vì cái NGU vô giới hạn của ông ... hình như ông này có tật , hay đặt ra những câu hỏi NGU 


- nếu cho Mr. Đàm lãnh tiền dễ như húp cháo , thì chẳng khác gì ... Gerard là 1  thằng idiot ?
- cứ hễ ai tới kiện ông tỷ phú này , đều được bảo hiễm đưa tiền cho họ , thì chẳng khác gì ... Gerard là 1 thằng idiot ?
- mà 1 thằng idiot thì sao có khả năng làm thằng tỷ phú
đó là .. THE FACT


- nhưng ông này trả lời khéo hơn
- nào là hãng bảo hiễm có thể bị phá sản , blah blah blah
- chứ gặp Vân , Vân sẽ trả lời ông Lân này là ? are you an idiot , because i am not ?


sau đó thấy mặt ông tỹ phú có vẻ bực bội
Vân hiểu được sự bực bội của ông
khi phải trả lời 1 câu hỏi quá ư là NGU XUẪN , NGU TỚI MỨC KHÔNG THỂ NÀO NGU HƠN ĐƯỢC NỖI





- 1:27:33 mắc gì ông Gerard phải xin lỗi Mr. Đàm ? mặc dù ông Lân bảo "khán giả" hỏi , nhưng Vân có feeling là chính ông hỏi , vì câu nào ông hỏi ra , cũng thấy ông NGU